A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrrrr I've got a bounty on me head!"
What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRBYS!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrr!
What be a pirates favorite letter?
No, not Arrrh.
P - It's like an R but it be missing a leg.
I would have responded with my favorite pirate joke... but there be kids around, and it be rated ARRRRRRRRR!
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