Some Pirate Jokes

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrrrr I've got a bounty on me head!"


What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

ARRRRRBYS!


Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrr!


What be a pirates favorite letter?
No, not Arrrh.
P - It's like an R but it be missing a leg.


I would have responded with my favorite pirate joke... but there be kids around, and it be rated ARRRRRRRRR!

Some More Things I Love

Getting "free choice" of music instead of "studying music"
The pretty little birds I have scattered along the mantel
My bowls of succulent plants
My new revolving shoe rack
Organizing with genius products from the Container Store